I'm not depressed, I'm not mad, I'm not being pensive (or maybe I am). I am physically incapable of producing a smile shape with my mouth.
I'm also sick of being told to smile, because when I try, my mouth turns down into a frown or into a flat straight line.
People constantly ask me, "What's wrong?"
Don't ask to see my "pearly whites." They are not pearly, they are not white, and they resemble a shark's teeth. Sharks can't smile either.
I have to tilt my head to give the appearance that I am smiling in pictures.
I am jealous of people who can smile.
I have tried every whitening product on the market under $500. and use whitening toothpaste twice a day.
The only remedy is $6,000 worth of braces.
This is my rant for the day.
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